Mike Bison's definitions

Shivani

Indian goddess-like female.

Probably able to list down all Bollywood Stars in alphabetical order.

Smells of coconut milk and curry.

Can't dance when she's eaten too much.

Hey Shivani would you dance with me?

Shivani: no thanks bb I'm full

by Mike Bison June 1, 2017

Cindy

A hyper english enthusiast who makes the sickest of innuendos. Horrible at comebacks, but good at humiliating people. Cindys perceives themselves as divine-looking -though this may not always be true- and believes that all men should bow down to her under female dominance of 'Girl Power'. Cindys are resourceful and extremely talented, and make great wingwomen.

That Cindy helped me with my relationship. She's friggin great. I'll buy her a cookie.

by Mike Bison May 3, 2014

Mabel

A sweet and gorgeous woman who can get fierce and dominating at times. She's caring towards everyone that crosses her path, and rarely has enemies.Understands but detests sarcasm. Carries a big broad smile on her face. Usually holds a more pragmatic than emotional/instinct-based view of life.

I wish Mabel would like me as much as I like her.

by Mike Bison May 3, 2014