Mike Babcock's definitions

Dearborn

Also known as Little Baghdad. City with the highest concentration of Arab's west of the Prime Meridian. Names range from Mohammed, Ali, Hussien, and Fudwah. Home to the terrorist organization LaShish. Common smells to the area: piss, sweat, axe body spray, curry, and hummous. Coming Soon - A ghetto after Ford motor company folds because people refuse to buy American and complain about our economy's problems.

I don't wanna go to Dearborn it smells like an Arabic sauna and we'll porbably be shot and blown up.

by Mike Babcock August 23, 2007