fart filter

I need to change my fart filter. My fart filter is dirty.
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
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turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
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