Definitions by Mike Alexander

fart filter 

Noun: Underwear or panties.

I need to change my fart filter. My fart filter is dirty.

fart filter by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

turtle jockey 

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

turtle jockey by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007