1 definition by Mike (Ohh So Hot) Rollins

Koolaider

1. A person, usually a ruler or dictator of a large country who has an undying love for the soft drink kool-aid.
2. A Crazy Person.
3. A sexual position that involves jumping-jacks.

If Kim Jung Il wasn't such a koolaider, he would have nuked the world twice over by now.

by Mike (Ohh So Hot) Rollins August 3, 2005