Definitions by Miguel Sanitarium

Mexican Road Rash 

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

Mexican Road Rash by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

Mexican Jelly Beans 

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

Mexican Jelly Beans by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020