Definitions by Miguel Myers

Chicago Windshield Wiper

The Chicago Windshield Wiper is a multi step process that involves cumming on a womans stomach and proceeding to wipe it over her body, as if wiping dirt off of a windshield. You then let the cum dry then scrape it off and serve it on ice cream, preferably vanilla.

I’m so hot, do you have any ice cream in your freezer? Yeah my wife and I did the Chicago Windshield Wiper just last night so we have some fresh ice cream.

Chicago Windshield Wiper by Miguel Myers March 11, 2026

Staten Island Popsicle

A Staten Island Popsicle is the act of cumming into popsicle molds, putting a popsicle stick inside of the molds. You then let them freeze and you take them and shove them inside a girl until they melt.

“It was so hot out I had to give my wife a Staten Island Popsicle”

Staten Island Popsicle by Miguel Myers February 25, 2026

Denver Car Wash

The act of multiple men getting in a circle and jerking off, and all men cum on a woman lying on the floor during the process.

“Yo mike what did you do last night?” “Oh not much, we gave stacy a denver car wash”

Denver Car Wash by Miguel Myers February 6, 2026