Definitions by Miguel Hamburguesa

wide load 

This term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an arse so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.

“Dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a WIDE LOAD!” {Make air horn sound} “Coming through!”

wide load by Miguel Hamburguesa September 29, 2006