Micro Penis 1980's definitions

Drunk Shawn

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.

You see that dumb fuck over there! That's a Drunk Shawn.

by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

Stinky Pussy Cunt

A woman who has a pimple face, pimple butt, cow cunt, has extremely bad hygiene, is insecure, and has pimples on the puss for sure according to friends.

Hey, did you see that Stinky Pussy Cunt? She has dingle berries hanging down on her twat braids. Her twat hair and butthole hair are intermingled with one another which creates dingle berries. She thinks she is smart but really she is a dumb fuck.

by Micro Penis 1980 October 23, 2025