Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 02, 2008

lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

by Michelle the Awesome December 29, 2007