Definitions by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman

spoozm

The simultaneous occurrence of pooping, sneezing, and ejaculating. It is allegedly so utterly pleasurable that the person experiencing it spontaneously combusts, leaving behind only a smelly goo.

1. During the debate, Mitt Romney sneezed on stage. He was thankful it had not been a spoozm instead.

spoozm by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman November 30, 2011