Definitions by Michelangelo

Italian muscle 

When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

Italian muscle by Michelangelo November 29, 2021

sort of 

A harmless thing to say, sort of. It's just a filler, sort of. It doesn't really mean anything; but after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after, "I love you," or "You're going to live."

(Source: Demetri Martin, Comedy Central Presents.)

I love you, sort of.

sort of by Michelangelo April 23, 2006