Michael Wolstencroft's definitions

Smash Account

Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.

"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

SUGAR BOOGER

The effect of having cocaine visible in one's nostril after snorting the drug.

Dude, you got a major sugar booger, take care of that before you leave the bathroom.

by Michael Wolstencroft February 15, 2006

Columbian Mustache

The effect of having traces of cocaine visible on your upper lip after snorting the drug.

Bro, wipe away that Columbian Mustache before you leave the bathroom.

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

nad nog

A man's semeninefrious fluid, released during the act of ejaculation.

"After the load I blasted in her mouth last night, that bitch will be gurgling nad nog for a week and a half."

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006