Michael Whalen's definitions

cold roll

When you throw a roll of toilet paper into the freezer before heading out to Chipotle or Taco Bell.

Bro I am bringing home a ten pound bag of Chalupas! You better toss a cold roll in before icing down the mountain dew.

by Michael Whalen September 21, 2016

packin' heat

To have a bigger dick than your size suggests.

Mike: Hey man I saw this short old armenian dude buying two boxes of magnums in 7-11 the other day.
Jason: Holy shit, either he's sellin' condoms to the bruthas on the street or he's packin' heat.

by Michael Whalen January 5, 2008