Michael VanVleet's definitions

vanvleet

A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.

I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?

by Michael VanVleet December 9, 2008