Michael Roarty's definitions

H.A.B.F.N.A.R.

Have A Boner For No Apparent Reason

Is used to signal to anyone else who knows the term that you have wood for no reason. "Hey, H.A.B.F.N.A.R., right now!" (while in a room full of unknowing people)

by Michael Roarty April 3, 2007