Michael L. Johnson's definitions

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

Orville's Burrito

When one ingests large amounts of unpopped popcorn for the purpose of pooping on a plate and microwaving it til it pops up.

"I really hate that guy. Let's sneak into his house and leave him an Orville's Burrito."

by Michael L. Johnson March 16, 2004