Michael Ehrmantraut's definitions

Femboy Thighs

The reason i haven't turned my cranial inside out with a 12 gauge

I live for femboy thighs And they're the only reason I haven't killed myself (I'm wildly depressed)

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 11, 2024

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

An-22

A Soviet-Russian and Soviet-Ukrainian heavy transport aircraft, powered by turboprop engines. Hilariously, it's NATO reporting name is "cock".

NATO radar operator: We've got a big fat cock, it's about to ram into some of our guys
Officer: just say An-22 Marvin

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.

Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023