Michael Ehrmantraut's definitions

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

cancer hang a nigger trick

Something that white supremacists skinheads do. It involves faking cancer so that the black guy you're approaching doesn't run away, so then you can hang him.

"NOOO DAMN IT! tony fell for the cancer hang a nigger trick."

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

Femboy Thighs

The thighs of a femboy. They're usually thick and squishy, and I really wish i had some ngl

Femboy thighs are one of the best things ever, The only cure for depression

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

An-22

A Soviet-Russian and Soviet-Ukrainian heavy transport aircraft, powered by turboprop engines. Hilariously, it's NATO reporting name is "cock".

NATO radar operator: We've got a big fat cock, it's about to ram into some of our guys
Officer: just say An-22 Marvin

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023