Michael Ehrmantraut's definitions

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

Steve

Chances are, Steve is a great guy. He's a loyal friend, he's funny, and he's brave.

"yo this is my friend Steve, he's cool"

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Saddam and osama

A really funny show

That show Saddam and Osama is funny

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

cancer hang a nigger trick

Something that white supremacists skinheads do. It involves faking cancer so that the black guy you're approaching doesn't run away, so then you can hang him.

"NOOO DAMN IT! tony fell for the cancer hang a nigger trick."

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

Robot chop

The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.

“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”

by Michael Ehrmantraut February 1, 2023

Thach weave

An aerial maneuver developed by John S Thach soon after America's involvement in WW2. It involves two fighters, originally F4 hellcats, flying side by side, and when an enemy, originally an A6M Zero, attacked one of them, The fighter that got attacked and their wingman would fly in a rolling scissors, allowing The plane that was not targeted to shoot down the enemy.

The Thach weave is what made America the world's dominant air power, and it still is to this day.

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Femboy Thighs

The thighs of a femboy. They're usually thick and squishy, and I really wish i had some ngl

Femboy thighs are one of the best things ever, The only cure for depression

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024