Michael Dean's definitions

beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".

She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.

by Michael Dean July 27, 2005