2 definitions by Michael David Ging Cox

phacts

When someone is speaking such a truth that they have to emphasise the ‘f’ in facts and hence is spelt with a ‘ph’

That’s so true, you’re really speaking phacts there!

When you put the strap on the crocs around your heel to enable an individual to run at high speeds

Oh damn it’s the police! Everyone put your crocs in turbo mode! *everyone makes a quick getaway*