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A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.
Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022
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