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Jizzling
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The
art
of
chiseling
penises
Michaelangelo was
late
to
dinner
because he had to finish jizzling
David
’s pubes.
Jizzling
by
Michael C.
December 1, 2023
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Human Centicootie
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When your grandma give you a
rimjob
through the
cotton
of your
underwear
.
Michael
’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities,
giving
him a
human
centicootie.
Human Centicootie
by
Michael C.
February 11, 2022
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