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Definitions by Michael C.
Jizzling
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The art
of
chiseling
penises
Michaelangelo
was late to dinner because he
had to
finish
jizzling David’s pubes.
Jizzling
by
Michael C.
December 1, 2023
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Human Centicootie
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When
your grandma
give you a
rimjob
through the cotton of your
underwear
.
Michael
’s
grandmother
tongues his anus through his tidy
whities
, giving him a human centicootie.
Human Centicootie
by
Michael C.
February 11, 2022
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