2 definitions by Michael Burgass

A really large twat.

Alternatively, a cluster of a lot of twats.
That guy who shaved his head during lockdown is a total Kilotwat.

Our WhatsApp group is a bunch of Kilotwats.
by Michael Burgass May 27, 2020
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An oft-used adjective to describe someone who is woefully out of date with contemporary culture when it forces him to question his own narrow-minded world view. Decades of privilege and sheltered living (often in sheds after nights out) have led to a total state of paralysis when encountering new, yet widely-accepted, beliefs which progressively move society along.

Often screams 'political correctness gone mad' whilst admiring his organic veg box and blaming Meghan Markle for the decline of the British Empire. Used interchangeably with gammon.
God Nigel Farage is a total burgass.

Did you hear that burgass neighbour of ours shouting about eels?
by Michael Burgass June 10, 2021
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