Definitions by Michael Angelo

Halo 

1.A mythical ring of gold or light that floats a few inches over an Angels head. Can be seen in the cartoon DBZ.

2.A large Metal ring in space, spanning 10,000KM in diameter and 22.3 KM thick. Was constructed by Forerunners to house the parasitic plague called the Flood. SPins to generate gravity.

1.Hey, is that a Halo on your head?

2."Were all that's left.Halo,it's finished" -Cortana

Halo by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Jeff Probst 

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"

Jeff Probst is cool

Jeff Probst by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Cortana 

An Artificial Intellegence created for the Xbox game HALO. Can be inserted into helmets or projected in the form of a female humanoid. Very smart, changes colors as she thinks or feels. Resembles mystique from X-Men.

"Here Chief, Take Cortana and get off this ship." -Captain Keyes

Cortana by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Clitoris 

A stylish french hat, has frilly strands hanging over the brow.

Take that clitoris out of your mouth and put it on your head, stupid!

Clitoris by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004