2 definitions by Michael Watts

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1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' tacos, burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.

2. Paco is that drunk Mexican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)

3. A rascist term that refers to a sterotypical Mexican-American.

4. A Spanish name that is derived from Native American roots that literally means "gold eagle".
Driver 1: ehhhhhhhhh Paco!, need a ride?
Paco: yeah man, how do you get to the hood?
Passenger 1: Fuck You!
Passenger 1,2,3,4: Lets jump his drunk ass!
by Michael Watts February 14, 2005
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This is the most certain point of absolute drunkenness, whereby one must be subject the careful touch of a doctor in order to be revived into consciousness, and when the do awaken, they show characteristics as a zombie would produce. When one reaches the point of fraggle rock, one is at the absolute verge of death and probably has alcohol poisioning. Very few brave souls reach this point, and those who do are usually college-aged and will never be able to drink again.
Thomas: Dude, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
Stanley: No man, is he alright?
Thomas: No man, he got fraggle rocked last night.
Stanley: Shit dude, that kid knows how to party!
by Michael Watts May 07, 2006
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