1 definition by Metanic
The lord of all people, or one who has who is a master ninja. He is underestimated soundly, but will rise to power as the master of the universe. He will be the first to find life on Neptune, and become a full fledged Neptunian. He will be able to use the Neptunian International Plasma Power Levitation Emulator (NIPPLE) and will be the first person to establish peace with another planet. If you are related to someone named Ayman, get on his good side, because he could be the one deciding between your life and your suckish life. He is usually considered a nerd, but he will develop superpowers after so much radiation from the NIPPLE, including summoning torrents of what looks like chocolate milk, and tastes like it too, but when someone drinks it, he turns purple and dies 10 years earlier for each ounce he drinks. (See PIMPL) In other words, do not underestimate Ayman.
by Metanic December 28, 2007