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Base, derivative, uninspired Danish rock band that people gratingly call "metal." They also go for the rockabilly title, which is also a miss because their singer sounds like such a pussy.
Repetitive boring beats, brain-rotting earworm inducing vocals, and talentless musicians.
Repetitive boring beats, brain-rotting earworm inducing vocals, and talentless musicians.
Hey bro have you heard Volbeat their soooo metal!!
Are you retarded? They are better described as NASCAR metal! They would fit right in at a Nickelback concert. Faggot.
Are you retarded? They are better described as NASCAR metal! They would fit right in at a Nickelback concert. Faggot.
by MetalCritic857 February 28, 2019
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