Merry Soloist's definitions
To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.
FaceTiming my Canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and I always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.
Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.
Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.
by Merry Soloist March 24, 2017
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