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Definitions by Merle’s Mom

Holbrook Derailment 

When a woman is having anal sex with multiple partners and she accidentally shats on the schlong of the last man standing.
Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. Got there late had to be the caboose. As I was leaving the station she dropped a log on my iron horse.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment.

Holbrook Derailment 

When having anal sex with many partners, a woman shats on the rod of the last man standing.
Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out of the station she dropped a log on my schlong.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment