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Woop is a word. Not just any word, THE word. The word to describe all. All that lives, all that dies. The fabric of the universe, simply pierced and shattered by this one word. This word is most definitely the greatest most powerful invention in all of human history. WOOP IS THE WORD THAT CAN KILL ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. EVERYONE'S LIVES AND OUR PERCEPTION OF THIS ILLUSIVE COMPLEX OF WHAT WE PRESUME AND ASSUME TO BE A MATHEMATICAL BALL OF POLLUTION AND IMPERFECTIONS WE CALL OUR WORLD IS JUST A HOAX. THIS WORLD IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THIS DIRE WORD!!! WE SHALL ALL BE DEAD IN A MATTER OF... 2,000 years? oh, that's not that bad I guess. Ok, carry on.
Jeff: Woop
Bob: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????
Jeff: Doomed the universe
Bob: WELL I KNEW THAT BU--
Jeff: Woop
Bob: I HATE YOU JE--
*World blows up*
Jeff: Woop
by Meowmeow9876543210 August 11, 2018

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