Definitions by Mentula

Latin

A language only sexy people can now speak. Made the object of constant bitching by fucktards who take Latin only to discover that they can't figure out what a grammatical case is if their life depended on it, as they have shit-for-brains.


Fun with Latin (common sayings):

1) Futue te.

("Go fuck yourself.")

2) Nocte te tangis.

("You touch yourself at night.")

3) Lingua latina bona est.

("Latin is da fuckin' shitz0rz.")

4) Avis in caput magnum futuens tuum cacet.

("May a bird shit on your fucking big head.")

Latin by Mentula September 26, 2008