2 definitions by Mentos the Freshmaker

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.
He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.
by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021
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A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.
We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.
by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021
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