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Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

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Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

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