Definitions by Mene Tekel

lickture 

To lecture someone while licking them. It is annoying, but cute, depending on the person.

Gean: Put the *lick* toilet paper *lick* on the roll *lick* like this!
Tekel: GAHHHHH! Stop all this lickture!

lickture by Mene Tekel January 18, 2009

schizophotography 

A portmanteau of schizophrenia and photography, schizophotography is deliberate disassociation with reality through photographic expression. Redefining "point and shoot", "snapshot". If the aim of photography is to remember then the aim of schizophotography is to remember what no one remembers. Mindless self-indulged photos. Beyond candid. Never posed, never using a tripod or straight angle. Forget focus, apertures, rule of thirds.

Kane came back from vacation, his photos blurry and pointless schizophotography.

schizophotography by Mene Tekel March 22, 2008

mutalite 

a combination of the word mutate and cellulite, used for someone just oozing with fat in a repulsive way.

the mutalite was dripping fat of his chest

mutalite by Mene Tekel March 29, 2007