Definitions by Menacing Sock Puppet

Masturbnine 

Like masturbating, but one better. Presumably illegal in most states.

John: Do you know where steve is?
Stan: I heard he was going to stay home and masturbnine
John: Oh no, I'll call the cleaner and start buying a new collection of socks.

Masturbnine by Menacing Sock Puppet April 28, 2010