Definitions by Meldrew Eyebrows

log dew 

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

log dew by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

welk boi 

Welk boi is someone that lives in Immingham. He is highly intelligent but often comes out with stupid things without thinking, possible because his brain is overloaded with other things ;)
Often accompanied with the word loltard i.e - loltard welk boi!

ie - a welk boi would say - "You've tripped on mushrooms? Why would you trip over mushrooms?"

welk boi by Meldrew Eyebrows June 3, 2009