Mel Biggs's definitions

smind

A peanut, piece of corn, or other visible particulate matter (generally assumed to be of a lighter color) residing in a piece of shit.

My slimer would have been a perfect slimer but for the proliferation of sminds in it. It looked more like a brown Big Hunk.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

pebble turd

A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.

I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006