Mel Biggs's definitions
a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.
This morning, I blew a perfect slimer. It looked more like a fat cigar. It came out so clean I almost didn't even wipe.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
