Definitions by Meester Fuzzums

Mister Pucker 

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

Mister Pucker by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Double Hump 

When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.

Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"

Double Hump by Meester Fuzzums May 1, 2008