Definitions by Mediocrity's Muse

Wrench Dick 

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.

Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.

Wrench Dick by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Splint Dick 

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

Splint Dick by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010