gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
Did you hear about Dave?”
Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”
mugGet the gooning mug.

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
mugGet the Montezuma’s Grenade mug.