Definitions by Meatload McGee

beachweenie 

Someone who goes to the beach and doesn't even go in the water. They usually just complain the whole time. Total buzzkill, man! The beachweenie also tends to wear a fishing hat (even though they don't fish), lame wraparound sunglasses, and too much sunglasses.

That kid is a total beachweenie, he won't even wade into the water!

beachweenie by Meatload McGee August 23, 2009