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crispy dick

slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.

Old crispy dick is at it again, A dick that spent all his money on partyables.

crispy dick by Me IIIV October 26, 2013

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