Definitions by Me IIIV

crispy dick

slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.

Old crispy dick is at it again, A dick that spent all his money on partyables.

crispy dick by Me IIIV October 26, 2013

stupid spick dick loving bitch 

A stupid bitch who loves spick dick

Stupid spick dick loving bitch, Ass hole, Stupid bitch that likes her pussy plungered by a cheddar dick, Cheddar lover, Ignorant spick.

stupid spick dick loving bitch by Me IIIV October 20, 2013