Definitions by Mcderbs the Great

Toddler 

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

Toddler by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

tonsils 

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils

Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.

tonsils by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009