A Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas.
Dude, what's up with the buttress?
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child
by McMichael VanWasson March 04, 2003
Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.
Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
by McMichael VanWasson March 03, 2003