Definitions by MaybeARealWord

would like to know your location 

A term asked by Google and other websites, asking if you would give them your location so they can sell it and get money.

“Google would like to know your location.”
“Hell naw!”

would like to know your location by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

I’ve got my spine 

Term used to emphasize that a veteran of the Vietnam war was exposed to Agent Orange, had their spine curved, and survived.

“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”

I’ve got my spine by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Don’t follow me 

Order in the armed forces to retreat.
Antonym of “Follow me”.

“Follow me, don’t follow me.”

Don’t follow me by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Boomboxer 

(noun) Someone who constantly listens to music, in public, without headphones.

“Jacob, stop being a boomboxer.”

Boomboxer by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Don’t take a picture 

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

Don’t take a picture by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Mushroomy 

1. (adjective) Similar to a mushroom.
2. (adjective) Comprised of mushrooms.

Coined by the Super Smash Bros. stage “Mushroomy Kingdom”.

“The land is more mushroomy then it’s ever been.”

Mushroomy by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick 

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021