Definitions by Mayakovsky

Cum stain 

When you cum and you take too long to clean it up

Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head

Cum stain by Mayakovsky February 9, 2021

babooshka 

Babooshkas are cantankerous old ladies in Russia who work in public buildings doing more or less nothing at all.

As living throwbacks to the Soviet era, they enforce both real and imagined petty regulations with Stakanovite zeal and enthusiasm.

Museums, cloakrooms, and metro kiosks are their natural habitats.

"That babooshka over there just told me that it's forbidden to look out of the windows!"

babooshka by Mayakovsky September 22, 2006