babooshka

Babooshkas are cantankerous old ladies in Russia who work in public buildings doing more or less nothing at all.

As living throwbacks to the Soviet era, they enforce both real and imagined petty regulations with Stakanovite zeal and enthusiasm.

Museums, cloakrooms, and metro kiosks are their natural habitats.

"That babooshka over there just told me that it's forbidden to look out of the windows!"

by Mayakovsky September 23, 2006

Cum stain

When you cum and you take too long to clean it up

Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head

by Mayakovsky February 09, 2021