MaxwellMurdoch's definitions

Gorger

A gentleman; a well-dressed man. See: Vocabulum: Or, The Rogue's Lexicon. Comp. from the Most Authentic Sources

Elliot: A gorger gave me a beautiful BJ at the library.
サクラ: What! A BJ at the library?

Elliot: Yes, a black jacket. I given quite a nice one at the library.
サクラ: Why do you abbreviate almost everything. You're likely to be misunderstood.
Elliot: I always mean what I say, yet I don't always say what I mean.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 31, 2020

Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.

We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.

by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

Car Sauce

petrol; gasoline

Miss Discommodus: "Why is car sauce so expensive these days."
Mrs. Mugracchus: "I don't know -- womyn."
Miss Discommodus: "Dang, war what is it good for."

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

Crybabyism

A philosophy where one does their best to have their feelings easily hurt, often by trivial matters i.e. the philosophy that has its adopters attempt to strive towards rectopathic mastery.

Ashford is a rectopathic master -- a paragon for those who practice crybabyism.

by MaxwellMurdoch December 10, 2020

Damfino

Damned if I know

Eula - What's on the menu for today?

Beidou - Damfino

by MaxwellMurdoch June 16, 2021

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022