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Car Sauce

Miss Discommodus: "Why is car sauce so expensive these days."
Mrs. Mugracchus: "I don't know -- womyn."
Miss Discommodus: "Dang, war what is it good for."
by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020
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Syntax Destruction

The process of intentionally vitiating the arrangement of words and phrases with excessive jargon (especially Fedspeak) with the aim of misleading.

In the case of Fedspeak, it results with the media in opposing camps interpreting the inscrutable gobbledegook in vastly different ways leading to further polarization of the Joe Public. Now with Joe Public beclouded by partisan interpretation, interpreting inscrutable gobbledegook under the false pretenses of inbringing clarity to the Fedspeak's inscrutable gobbledegook.
Alan Greenspan's syntax destruction made it seemed like he answered the question, but in fact he did not. In reality he responded with inscrutable gobbledegook.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 25, 2020
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Crybabyism

A philosophy where one does their best to have their feelings easily hurt, often by trivial matters i.e. the philosophy that has its adopters attempt to strive towards rectopathic mastery.
Ashford is a rectopathic master -- a paragon for those who practice crybabyism.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 10, 2020
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Strategic Collapse

... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video
Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.
Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.
We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020
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cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
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