Crybabyism

A philosophy where one does their best to have their feelings easily hurt, often by trivial matters i.e. the philosophy that has its adopters attempt to strive towards rectopathic mastery.
Ashford is a rectopathic master -- a paragon for those who practice crybabyism.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 11, 2020
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Gorger

A gentleman; a well-dressed man. See: Vocabulum: Or, The Rogue's Lexicon. Comp. from the Most Authentic Sources
Elliot: A gorger gave me a beautiful BJ at the library.
サクラ: What! A BJ at the library?

Elliot: Yes, a black jacket. I given quite a nice one at the library.
サクラ: Why do you abbreviate almost everything. You're likely to be misunderstood.
Elliot: I always mean what I say, yet I don't always say what I mean.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 31, 2020
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Strategic Collapse

... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video
Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.
We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 03, 2020
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Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.
Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
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Robot Soda Jerk

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"
by MaxwellMurdoch December 07, 2020
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