Definitions by Maxwell the PIG

boots and pants 

The basis of many rave, techno, Electronic Dance Music songs. Similar to boots and cats. Also the tune Maxwell the Pig grooves to.

"Man, I went to the bar and it was techno night. All I could hear was Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and....

boots and pants by Maxwell the Pig May 9, 2014

William 

A man who says he wants to hang out but always stand you up. He's got a good dick and he's the best in bed. But he is kind of an asshole. But you can't help but fall for him.

Where is William? Probably standing you up.

William by Maxwell the PIG March 3, 2011