1 definition by Maxima_Destroyer of women

Crighton

To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.

Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.

by Maxima_Destroyer of women February 19, 2018