Definitions by Max Headroom II

Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

Boner Pwner by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010