Definitions by Max Dickson

Dookieye 

The process of removing your contact lenses after taking a shit.

I should have taken out my contacts BEFORE taking a shit. Now I have dookieye.

Dookieye by Max Dickson September 23, 2016

purgatoe 

The pocket of air that's in the front of a girls yoga pants that don't fit snug.

Tiffanys new yoga pants are so loose she has purgatoe.

purgatoe by Max Dickson September 8, 2015